this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
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If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
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I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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