i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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