her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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