Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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