So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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