You surviving the open bar?
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
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pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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