I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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