He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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