it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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