is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
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he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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