I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
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We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
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I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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