Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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