Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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