its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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