I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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