if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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