She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
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He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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