where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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