so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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