i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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