What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
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you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
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So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Dick very happy bro
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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