Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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