Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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