problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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