i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
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Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
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Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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