WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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