Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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