you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
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