I bet he comes in French.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
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Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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