whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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