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• (416): View more from Ontario

  i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?

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  Wow! You need to get laid.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula

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• (352): View more from Florida

  all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits

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• (516): View more from New York

  We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.

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• (585): View more from New York

  yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.

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