Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
please don't ironically join a cult
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