I showed him my bush... on skype.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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