no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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