thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I just had sex on a roof
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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