What a fucking waste of an outfit
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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