So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
When are your genitals available?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
