i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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