By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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