you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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