OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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