The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Buhtt sex?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i used baking grease as lip gloss
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
