Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Randomize
