I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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