I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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