Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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