problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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