sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
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After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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