I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
They took my balls.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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