she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
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He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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