singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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