well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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