CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Randomize
