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When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
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Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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