I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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