just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I believe in your delicious
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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